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      Not a Terrorist Was Stirring ...
       December 30, 2005
      On the night before Christmas Police Commissioner 
        Ray Kelly decided to stroll down Fifth Avenue. 
      William Bratton, Kelly’s successor in 1994, 
        had memorialized the stroll when, with his sidekick Jack Maple, he set 
        out from the Plaza to see how many New Yorkers recognized them “for 
        having single-handedly created the greatest drop in crime in city history,” 
        as Bratton modestly put it.
       Bratton’s successor, Howard Safir, attempted 
        the stroll in 1996 but quit after a block because nobody recognized him.
       In 2001, Kelly’s predecessor, Bernie Kerik, 
        considered taking the stroll but found himself too preoccupied with his 
        publisher Judith Regan at the Ground Zero apartment he had been loaned, 
        supposedly to recover from working 20-hour days after the World Trade 
        Center attack. 
       Following the end of the transit strike, Kelly took 
        his stroll down Fifth Avenue. With him was Deputy Commissioner for Public 
        Information Paul Browne, known as The Vicar for his religious-like fervor 
        in praising Kelly. 
       Kelly, however, told Browne to keep a few paces behind 
        him so Kelly could be left alone to ponder new ways of keeping New York 
        safe from terrorism.
      “Commissioner,” said Browne as he stepped 
        back, “No one has done a better job keeping the city safe from terrorism 
        than you.” 
      “O.K., Paul,” Kelly answered. The Vicar 
        Browne had served Kelly since 1992 or thereabouts when Mayor David Dinkins 
        had appointed Kelly police commissioner, but sometimes Browne’s 
        prattling became tiresome.
      “Who else but you could have reduced the crime 
        rate?” Browne continued. He lowered his voice to a whisper. “Despite 
        what people say about Bratton and Giuliani.”
      “O.K., Paul,” Kelly repeated. Bratton 
        and Rudy Giuliani were the last two people Kelly wanted to think about, 
        whether on Christmas Eve or any other time. 
      Kelly despised both of them – Giuliani for firing 
        him when he became mayor, Bratton for taking the job Kelly felt was rightfully 
        his.
      When Bratton – now Chief of the Los Angeles 
        Police Department – came through town, Kelly refused to take his 
        call. When Mayor Michael Bloomberg discontinued Giuliani’s detective 
        detail, Kelly transferred the detectives to assignments as far from their 
        homes as humanly possible – until Giuliani interceded with Bloomberg 
        and Kelly had to back down.
      Wearing a pin-striped suit with a power-red tie and 
        no coat or hat, Kelly set off from the Plaza, looking neither right nor 
        left. But as he crossed 57th Street, he felt a chill on the back of his 
        neck.
       “Ray Kelly,” he heard a voice say. 
        Kelly looked up but saw no one. 
      “Ray Kelly,” the voice repeated. “You 
        have been guilty of the sin of pride. You must stop trying to prove you 
        are smarter than everyone else. You must stop trying to run every aspect 
        of law enforcement when it comes to terrorism. And you must stop harming 
        people who bear you no ill-will.” 
      A lesser man might have paused. Not Kelly. He had 
        been a marine in Vietnam. He had survived quadruple bypass surgery. Sometimes, 
        he felt a higher hand than Mayor Bloomberg’s had chosen him police 
        commissioner this second time. 
      Placing his hands on his hips and staring up at the 
        voice he could not see, Kelly said, “I am smarter than everyone 
        else. Didn’t Paul Browne tell you I was first in my class at the 
        Police Academy? Didn’t he tell you I also attended Harvard?” 
      
      With that Kelly turned and walked on. Am I missing 
        something here? he said to himself. 
      But just outside the University Club on 54th Street, 
        he felt another chill, this time across his forehead. He stopped and looked 
        around. Again, he saw nothing.