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        executives Frank and Peter DiTommaso. Appearing before a Bronx grand
        jury, the DiTommasos denied paying for the $165,000 in renovations to
        Kerik’s Bronx apartment. In accepting a misdemeanor plea to avoid
        a trial and possible jail time, Kerik said the opposite. Result: brothers
        Frank and Peter were indicted for perjury.
       
Kerik’s
        friend and spokesman at the NYPD and Department of Corrections, Tom Antenen.
        He lost his city job after disobeying an order to avoid contact with
        Kerik during the Bronx investigation. However the wiretaps on Bernie’s
        phone showed that Antenen had been talking to his old boss. 
       
Kerik’s
        accountant, NYPD Captain Sean Crowley. He was subpoenaed as part of the
        ongoing federal probe into Kerik. Crowley moonlights — legally — in
        a family accounting practice and prepared Kerik’s tax returns for
        the first two years after he left the NYPD.
       Finally, there’s Pitch, Kerik’s former chief of staff John
        Picciano. Recently, Pitch returned from Brazil, where he’d disappeared
        two years ago. Now he’s ducking both creditors and the feds, who
        want to talk to him about Bernie.
       Kerik, meanwhile, was most recently heard from in Jordan, where is
        working on — of all things — prison reform while bemoaning
        his existence. “At least here in Jordan I have half a chance,” he
        said. “Back home it’s death by a thousand cuts.” 
       Of his patron, former mayor and current presidential candidate Rudy
        Giuliani, he said: “It’s like dying a slow death, watching
        him have to answer for my mistakes.” 
       Is that a cri de coeur — a cry from the heart? Or is
        Bernie sending a message?
       
          Bailing Out. It’s not just NYPD cops who are
          bailing in droves [if they can] to join their gold-dust brethren in
          Nassau County, where salaries top out at over six-figures.
       Now the rush is on to replace outgoing police commissioner James Lawrence. 
       No fewer than four top-ranking NYPD officers have applied for his job.
       Two of them have made the semi-final cut.
       This column will not embarrass anyone by naming them. 
       As the department’s former highest ranking black female, Joyce
        Stephen, can testify, Police Commissioner Ray Kelly doesn’t take
        kindly to officers who leave without his approval. 
       But one of the NYPD’s current highest ranking females, whose
        name was bruited about as a candidate for the Nassau job, did not apply.