Oh, the Trials and Expenses of Rudy's Love Life
      December 3, 2007 
      Was the NYPD so tardy in paying vendors that Rudolph Giuliani had to
        pay detectives with funds from obscure city agencies to protect his goumada,
        or, as they say in the NYPD, his “goom?” 
      The answer appears to be yes. 
      The NYPD in the Giuliani years was late, very late, in paying its bills.
        If you don’t believe that, just ask the owners of the car rental
        businesses who leased vehicles to the NYPD. 
      It’s an open secret that, when it came to paying, the department
        delayed and delayed and delayed. According to a knowledgeable source,
        the department took so long to pay, at least one car rental outfit nearly
        went bust. 
      Payments had apparently been so late under former commissioner Howard
        Safir
        —  “the greatest police commissioner in the history of the
        city,” as Giuliani called him — that when Bernie Kerik came
        in, he complained it was impossible to get anything done at One Police
        Plaza. 
      Kerik couldn’t even get someone to sign off on repairing dilapidated
        stationhouses. So he and his sidekick, Chief of Staff John Picciano [Pitch
        to his friends], took matters into their own hands. 
      First, Kerik sacked Joe Wuensch, Deputy Commissioner for Management
        and Budget, whom Kerik blamed for these troubles. 
      Then Pitch started contracting out on his own. A result was the four
        hi-tech, $50,000 doors that proved too heavy to install at headquarters
        and that current commissioner Ray Kelly maintained had no paperwork to
        justify their purchase. 
      [By the way, one of Kelly’s first moves upon returning as commissioner
        in 2002 was to rehire Wuensch as his chief of staff.]
      OK, so Rudy may be on the level here when it comes to paying for his
        detective detail. Why he buried the payments so deep in the city bureaucracy
        that it took nearly a decade to discover the them is another issue. Was
        it to protect his goom? Or, as this reporter suspects, was it to conceal
        how much money the detectives in his detail were making? 
      Remember that, under Giuliani, the police department stopped the longtime
        practice of fully disclosing the quarterly list of its overtime earners.
        The reason: the top earners were all members of Rudy’s detail. 
      As late as 2002, a year after he had left office and was earning millions
        from Giuliani Partners and from giving speeches around the country, Rudy
        had no fewer than 12 NYPD detectives protecting him and his family at
        tax-payer expense. Besides protecting the goom — now Mrs. Rudy
        Giuliani, III — they protected his estranged wife Donna Hanover,
        his mother Helen and his two children, Andrew and Caroline.]
      The number of detectives supposedly protecting the out-of-office ex-mayor
        exceeded that of the current Mayor Michael Bloomberg. 
      When Bloomberg finally cut off Giuliani, Kelly transferred many of Rudy’s
        detectives to assignments far, far away from their homes. Four detectives
        from Staten Island were assigned to Upper Manhattan and the Bronx. 
      Only a call from Giuliani to Bloomberg caused Kelly to back off. They
        were reassigned to the office of then Staten Island District Attorney
        Bill Murphy. 
      But Giuliani isn’t the only public official to abuse the use of
        a detective detail. Until the Albany scandal involving Comptroller Alan
        Hevesi’s wife, Kelly used his detail to chauffeur his
        wife and on occasion one of his grown kids.