The second shows him as a young cop  at One Police Plaza  on Medal Day. 
      In the third, he stands at Ground  Zero in the aftermath of 9/11 alongside Mayor Rudy Giuliani and President  George Bush.
       The invitation says that “contributions  to the trust will be used to defray Mr. Kerik’s legal expenses to assist him in  defending himself against charges that have been brought against him by the  United States Attorney’s Office in the Southern District of New York.”
       We all know that story: how, in 2004, Kerik flamed out as Bush’s nominee to  head Homeland Security; how, in 2006, he pleaded guilty to two ethics  violations after an investigation by the Bronx District Attorney's Office and  was ordered to pay $221,000; and how, in 2007, a federal grand jury indicted  him for conspiracy, mail fraud and lying to the Internal Revenue Service. 
       Since then, Kerik’s two attorneys,  Joe Tacopina and Kenneth Breen, have been forced off the case because Kerik  allegedly lied to them and they passed along his alleged lies to Bronx prosecutors in obtaining his plea deal. 
       The case’s chief prosecutor, Perry  Carbone, has resigned. 
       One by one, past friends like  Giuliani have left him or, like his former spokesman Tom Antenen, run into trouble  because of their relationship with him. 
       Unbowed, Kerik has pleaded not guilty and refused a plea deal  that would have sent him to prison for six months. 
       Trial is set for early next year, with his newest attorney.
       The dinner, on December 1, is in Paterson, N.J. 
       Minimum Donation: $75 per ticket.
       It will be interesting to see which  law enforcement officials attend, other than detectives from the NYPD’s Internal  Affairs Bureau and undercover agents from the FBI.
       
          Clothes-Horse Kelly. No matter how fast  Ray Kelly runs, he cannot catch up with his 1994 successor Bill Bratton, the  city’s first celebrity police commissioner. 
       Take the recent  issue of Men’s Vogue, which describes Kelly as “wearing a bespoke Martin  Greenfield suit, French cuffs fastened with weighty gold links and a  gold-colored Charvet tie. [’My big weakness,’ he confides, straightening the  silk knot.]”
       While we don’t  know what “bespoke” means, we do know that, when Bratton was commissioner,  Martin Greenfield was his tailor, first. 
       The magazine gushes  that “Kelly is a fixture on the city’s social circuit. He appears in society  photographs with actresses like Ellen Barkin, designers like Ralph Lauren,  media bigwigs like Tina Brown, and pop stars like Mark Anthony [for whom he  played the bongos during an NYPD benefit at the Waldorf this year.] And he is  probably the only cop in the city to have succeeded in getting a table at the  ultra-exclusive restaurant, the Waverly Inn.”
       No doubt Bratton is green with  envy. Especially now that Mayor Mike’s three-term power grab appears to have  ended his dream of repeating as commissioner — and meeting Kelly’s new friends.