The Jewish Jailhouse Rock 
       June 15, 2009
       Back  in the day of when the likes of Bugsy Siegel, Moe Dalitz, Abe [Kid Twist] Relis  and Louis Lepke were kings of the prisons, religion could be a wonderful thing. 
       This was especially true around  Passover when Jewish heavyweights in the slammer were able to import bushels of  food and sweet wine from the outside while every con on the inside tried to  convert to Judaism for the seder feast, which, in some joints, lasted eight  days. 
       How  little times have changed.
       As  the Post’s Dan Mangan and Reuven Blau reported last week in delicious detail, a  prison rabbi convinced the Department of Correction’s head chaplain to allow a rich  Jewish prisoner to throw a bar mitzvah party last December for his son inside the  Manhattan jail known as The Tombs. 
       The behind-bars celebration  included a band, a popular Orthodox singer, and a caterer who supplied kosher  food for 60 guests. For six hours, they partied in the jailhouse gym, dancing  the hora. 
       If that party wasn’t wild  enough, DOC officials then allowed the prisoner, Tuvia Stern, to hold a  jailhouse engagement party for his daughter Breindy four months later. 
       So  is Stern some falsely accused Jewish Robin Hood, deserving of divine rabbinical  intervention that Bugsy, Lepke or Kid Twist might envy?
       Reader,  you decide. In 1989, he was indicted with his brother Ephraim for stealing $1.7  million through a leaseback scam that targeted Morgan Guaranty Trust. While out  on $250,000 bail, he fled to Brazil with his wife and five children. He spent  the next 17 years on the lam. 
       Nabbed while trying to  enter England in 2006, Stern was returned to the United States last year. He  pleaded guilty in early 2009 to bail jumping and grand larceny. After hosting  his daughter’s engagement party inside the Tombs, he was sent upstate to Woodbourne  Correctional  Facility.
       The  only ingredient absent in this farce is the Anti-Defamation League’s requesting  leniency from President Obama, as its head, Abraham Foxman, did in 2000 with President  Bill Clinton for financial scammer and lamister, Marc Rich. Clinton pardoned Rich  just before leaving office. 
       O.K.,  now let’s examine some of the players here. First, there’s Rabbi Leib Glanz,  who brokered Stern’s special treatment. Glanz has been a power in the prison  system since his appointment by former mayor Rudy Giuliani.
       Glanz performed both the  invocation and benediction for the December 2001 renaming of the Manhattan jail,  which, for a short while, became The Bernard B. Kerik Correction Complex. A  Bronx State Court erased the honor bestowed upon the former Corrections and  Police Commissioner.
       Currently under federal  indictment for fraud and income tax evasion, Kerik did not return a phone call  seeking comment, although a subsequent email arrived from an anonymous Kerik  aide that had a familiar ring: “Say what you will, under our  administration [meaning Kerik's in the NYDOC], nothing but good things happened.  Violence down, Overtime down,Morale up.”
      As for the prison  system’s chaplain who approved the Stern parties, he is Assistant Commissioner  for Ministerial Services Umar Abdul-Jalil — a Muslim and a source of  controversy throughout the prison system. 
       In 2006, he made a speech  in Arizona, saying that Muslims were being tortured in city jails and that “the  greatest terrorists in the world occupy the White House.”