The FBI: No Margin For Love? 
         March 22, 2010
         Does the Federal Bureau of Investigation frown on romance? 
         Or does love cause some New York agents  to lose their way? 
         Joe Demarest, the Bureau’s Big Apple  top gun, is the latest G-man to have his life complicated by matters of the  heart. 
         In January 2009, FBI Director Robert  Mueller thought so highly of the high-strung Demarest, a lean, crew-cut, Delta  Force lookalike, that the Bureau lured him out of retirement to head its prestigious  New York office. 
         He gave up his lucrative position as  Goldman Sachs’s Director of Security for his FBI dream job. 
         Today, barely a year later, Demarest  is on what the Bureau describes as “temporary assignment” in Washington. 
         FBI spokesman Rich Kolko said last  week that Demarest was in D.C., helping to develop something called Strategy  Performance Sessions, or “COMPSTAT LITE,” which sounds like an abbreviated FBI  version of the NYPD’s well-known computerized crime strategies. 
         But sources say it was love that  bounced Demarest from his New York job. 
         Sources say the Office of  Professional Responsibility is investigating whether Demarest used his  influence as a senior manager to get his FBI agent girlfriend promoted. 
         The agent, Teresa Carlson, is  described as a looker — slim, blonde, and blue-eyed. She headed the white-collar  section of the New York office’s Criminal Division with eight or nine squads  reporting to her. After a lateral transfer to the Intelligence Division, the  FBI promoted her to a job in Washington. 
         It’s unclear how much influence  Demarest had over her career. A source said there was always at least a level  of management between them.
         Nor is it known when their relationship  began. Demarest was described as married in a 2006 press release issued when he  was promoted to head the New York office’s Counter-Terrorism Division, one of  the Bureau’s most sensitive jobs.
         When Mueller persuaded Demarest to  come out of retirement to head the New York office in January 2009, he was described  as divorced.
         Whatever his marital status, let’s hope  his entanglement doesn’t end as badly as the romance between actress Linda  Fiorentino and former New York FBI agent Mark Rossini.
         Fiorentino so bewitched her  boyfriend Rossini that she persuaded him to download an FBI document, known as  a “302 report,” which ended up in the hands of California private eye Anthony  Pellicano, whom the feds were investigating for racketeering and wiretapping. 
         Rossini was accused of accessing  the FBI’s Automated Case Support System more than 40 times for personal use in  Washington and New York between January and July, 2007. 
         He pleaded guilty to five  counts of criminal computer access, was fined $10,000 and forced to resign from  the Bureau.
         If Demarest is finished in New York,  it leaves Mueller with a problem vis-à-vis Raymond W. Kelly. 
         One reason Mueller wanted Demarest  to head the New York office is that he is one of the few people in the FBI [or  anywhere else in law enforcement] to get along with the NYPD’s  headline-grabbing commissioner. 
         Since Kelly’s return in 2002, he has  run rings around the FBI, at least on the media front. 
         With the assistance of his 24/7  public relations machine — i.e. Deputy Commissioner Paul Browne — Kelly has  become expert at glomming media attention with exaggerated claims about his  revamped Intelligence Division and of his stationing Intel detectives overseas —  which rival the Bureau-led Joint Terrorism Task Force as well as the Bureau’s own  overseas agents. 
         Demarest succeeded Mark Mershon, who  told this reporter in January 2006, that his first priority, on Mueller’s  orders, was to get along with Kelly. 
         With Demarest in charge, the New  York office appeared to work seamlessly with the NYPD last year in arresting of  a band of thugs who, with the help of a Bureau informant, planned to blow up a  Riverdale synagogue. Kelly and Demarest appeared together on TV and seemed as  united as Kelly appeared to have been with Jim Fox, the FBI’s New York office  head, after the World Trade Center was bombed in 1993.