Waiting for Bernie
         October 15, 2012
         Bernard Bailey Kerik is to testify in the Bronx this week  at the perjury trial of his former pals, Frank and Peter DiTommaso.
         Kerik is, of course, New York City’s 40th police  commissioner, currently residing in a Cumberland, Maryland federal prison. 
         The DiTommaso brothers, who had sought  Kerik’s help to obtain city contracts when he was Corrections Commissioner in  1999, denied before a Bronx grand jury investigating Kerik in 2006 that they had  paid $165,000 in renovations for his Riverdale apartment.
         To avoid a trial and possible jail  time, Kerik then pleaded guilty to two misdemeanor counts, making liars of the  DiTommasos by admitting that they had paid for the renovations. 
         The result for Peter and Frank: a slam-dunk perjury  indictment. 
         In Bronx State Supreme Court last week, the brothers, under  a gag order from Judge John Carter, were nervously polite. “Have a nice day,”  they said to anyone who approached them. 
         Like others before them, they have learned a hard lesson:  getting close to Bernie is like playing with fire. 
         Let’s start with Rudy Giuliani, who fell for Kerik when he  served as Rudy’s driver and then, against the advice of his closest advisors,  appointed him Police Commissioner in 2001. 
         Then there’s Judith Regan, Kerik’s girlfriend and publisher  of his best-selling memoir, “The Lost Son.” Kerik promised Regan he would leave  his wife for her. Regan later figured out Kerik had used her to make “The Lost  Son” a best-seller.
         There’s Corrections officer Jeanette Pinero, with whom Kerik  was simultaneously having an affair, using the same Ground Zero apartment love  nest he did with Regan. 
         There’s also Tom Antenen, Kerik’s friend and spokesman at  the Corrections Department and the NYPD. Antenen lost his city job after  disobeying an order during Kerik’s Bronx investigation to avoid contact with him.  Antenen hasn’t been seen or heard from since. 
         And, there’s Kerik’s longtime friend and attorney, Joe Tacopina.  The two were tight as ticks. After Kerik left the NYPD and set up an  international consultant business, he used Tacopina’s office on Madison Avenue.  Tacopina also served as his spokesman and attorney, representing him in the Bronx  investigation. 
         Tacopina even chaperoned Kerik at the Harvard Club, where in  2003 he lectured on foreign policy to the Manhattan Institute. Having just  returned from three months in Baghdad where he supposedly trained Iraqi police,  he praised President Bush and the Iraq war. No doubt this helped him obtain the  nomination a year later as Homeland Security Director, which led to his doom. 
         Then, in June 2006, came Kerik’s Bronx indictment. Supposedly  Kerik lied to Tacopina — about what is not clear. But Tacopina unknowingly fed  the lie to Bronx prosecutors, who passed it on to the feds. 
         It was then that Tacopina  bailed on Bernie. Kerik maintained that Joe betrayed and abandoned him as the  feds prepared their 16-count indictment against him, which included tax  evasion, making false statements on a loan application, and lying to the  government during his nomination as Homeland Security Director. Tacopina did  not respond to an email.
         Kerik pleaded guilty to  eight felony charges and was sentenced to four years in federal prison. 
         Finally,  there’s Robert Tucker, whose security firm, T and M Protection Resources,  employs more ex-cops than any private company in the city. In August 2004, he  loaned $30,000 to Kerik’s chief of staff, John Picciano, which Picciano never  repaid. 
         When a year later Tucker went  to Kerik for help in getting his money back, he says Kerik said to him, “Do you  think you’re the only one?” 
         “If you hear from Pitch, remind him he still  owes me the money,” said Tucker. Pitch did not respond to an email.
         
            WAITING FOR ROB. That’s Bronx District Attorney  Rob Johnson. Any other district attorney would have shouted to the rafters,  heralding Kerik’s impending appearance in a high-profile court case his office  was prosecuting.
         Instead, Johnson’s office has refused even to disclose on  what day Kerik might appear.      
        To the frustration of his staff and  other supporters, Johnson rejects all attempts at publicity and  self-aggrandizement.